My weight is still the same! I talked to my brother Matt "the binkie fiend" (he used to carry around a brown stripped blanket with him until he was like 7), and we have decided I need to cut out cheese and DIET COKES...for the luv of GAWD...DIET COKES are bad for me know? What kind of world do we live in when the DIET "stuff" isn't supposed to be on your DIET!?! It says DIET on it! I could understand if it said "FAT PILL" or don't eat me I'm bad for you...but it doesn't...Or coke zero...zero calories or zero TASTE! Gah! I want my money back, you're not even close to a DIET COKE! You have zero chance to be a diet coke...that's why you're a COKE FREAKING-ZERO! Labels are important, and should be accurate! And what about other freaking food labels! For example; what about going to Subway and it says "EAT FRESH". What does that mean, they went out back and killed the turkey? No it doesn't! (I walked around back...no Turkeys, not even a chicken coup!). Labels are important! What would happen if someone misinterpreted what was labeled so as to mean something else. What if Fresh meant something bad...like for example; they're going to get "FRESH" with me! When she asks me if I want a foot long, I think next time I'll turn the tables and ask her if she'll settle for a 6 inch...double meat...Then of course I'll be settling with a lawsuit. All because of bad labels! It wouldn't be all bad though, because one of the "sandwich artists" (again with the labels) was kinda hot. Still you get the idea! What government agency is supposed to label stuff! HUH? What is their NAME...I'll probably never find them, they probably don't have the CORRECT NAME/LABEL themselves! "They" probably like it that way! It's a conspiracy...no CONSPIRASAI...plural, multiple conspiracies within a conspiracy! That's right! You know conspiracy is made up of 2 words; Con witch is from Latin and means together. The other part of that word, you guessed it, PIRACY! They are on the HIGH SEAS OF INTELLECTUAL LABELING, hijacking my "diet" coke by running up a false flag. The false flag of DIET SODA POP! And when they get close they hijack my diet and SANITY! I want my Diet drinks to be back on my diet, and all these labels correct so I can have a diet coke that is for DIETS! I want my DIET COKE! I swear...some people are only alive because it's against the law to kill them...I mean, make them LIVING IMPAIRED.
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